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Tie your shoes

A blowjob in which a man is sitting in a chair and someone is sucking him
Guy 1: Did Vanessa tie your shoes last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah it felt great!
Tie your shoes by CJC Killa January 5, 2017

tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.
You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall
tie your shoes by cyanide_sun1660 October 8, 2023

Tie Your Shoes Bc yuu trippin 

you really cappin or tryin a bih so tie your shoes
aye tie your shoes bc yuu trippin g
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026