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Tiddley Winks

1. balls 2. testicles 3. gnads 4. his twinky sack
That chip and dales dancer has big tiddley winks
by Kc_Kit-Kat November 27, 2006
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tiddlywinks

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008
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Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.
Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.
by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013
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tiddleywinking

tiddleywinking has a few definitions,

1) the act of one simultaneously grabbing their tits and winking,
2) obscure sexual act
3) the act of wasting time/fucking off
4) the act of game playing
1) Janet was tiddleywinking herself in the mirror.
2) Did you see that girl tiddleywinking Nick under the table at the bar last night?
3) I had a few hours to kill before the show so I ended up tiddleywinking around town.
4) Are you tiddleywinking me?
by Merpanda July 20, 2015
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2 tiddlywinks

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this
by BroPower_ December 5, 2020
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polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.
by Maylain November 14, 2005
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tidleywinks

its the word you cry out in passion during a good bowel movement.
its the gay cousin of the tella-tubbies
also known as hanging old people nipples
damn, shes got some long ass tidleywinks

baby, im coming, im coming, oh!! tidleywinks
by Jaden Strait January 13, 2011
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