Thwarping

The act of Shaving ones testicle hair with a large or rusted battle axe or slappin yo" baby maker with a roasted corn dog

(Man1)Dude my nuts ache

(Man2)... why

(Man1) i was Thwarping

(Man2) With the dog or the axe

(Man1) fuck man both

by Thwarp mastar April 10, 2008

Tharving

Hungry for water

Its hot and I'm tharving

by Bob-zilla October 1, 2019

Tharving

Hungry for water

Its hot and I'm tharving

by Bob-zilla October 1, 2019

dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

Twarring

When someone gets into a twitter war/feud with someone

Those two wankers have been twarring the whole day.

by Doutie December 5, 2013

Therping

When a guy or girl dates or talks frequently with somebody with severe mental issues. Especially people who are emotionally manipulative and will use their mental illness as a leverage to keep you in the relationship (e.g: “I’m going to kill myself if you dump me”). People who are therping believe that they are therapists and that they are going to magically cure or help this person, which they will of course not. If a friend is caught therping it is recommended to sit them down and calmly explain how they are being manipulated.

“Bjorn is therping so hard right now, does he really believe he’s gonna save that girls life?”

by humphrey da god September 10, 2019

Tarping

The act of being ejaculated on, while wearing a rain poncho, or equivalent (e.g. garbage bag) by a group of masturbating men.

"I'm planning on checking out the Sunday night hentai show at the porno theatre, so I'm bringing a poncho. Let the tarping begin!"

OR:

"Sounds like it's raining."
"No, that's just those pervs tarping that old lady."

by SkeezyMike August 19, 2013