Thwarfing

Thwarfing- Verb. 1)The act of throwing a dwarf.

2)When a small man fornicates with a large woman.

1)"I was playing Dungeons and Dragons and I found myself thwarfing to get past a batallion of Orcs."
2)"Tom Thwarfed Renee even though he was quite small in stature compared to her."

by Pablo Waldrones May 15, 2016

Tharving

Hungry for water

Its hot and I'm tharving

by Bob-zilla October 1, 2019

Tharving

Hungry for water

Its hot and I'm tharving

by Bob-zilla October 1, 2019

dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

Twarring

When someone gets into a twitter war/feud with someone

Those two wankers have been twarring the whole day.

by Doutie December 5, 2013

Thwarting

Another word for ruin, specifically if the person committing the act has no idea what they are doing.

“So what are you doing? Thwarting my plans?”

by [Insert Anonymous Name Here] February 6, 2021

Hwarfing

Slang for the act of vomiting, due to the sound one makes when doing it.

Oh man, I was up all night hwarfing my guts up..

by Laudanum July 15, 2009