Thwarfing 

Thwarfing- Verb. 1)The act of throwing a dwarf.

2)When a small man fornicates with a large woman.

1)"I was playing Dungeons and Dragons and I found myself thwarfing to get past a batallion of Orcs."
2)"Tom Thwarfed Renee even though he was quite small in stature compared to her."

Thwarfing by Pablo Waldrones May 15, 2016

Tharving 

Hungry for water

Its hot and I'm tharving

Tharving by Bob-zilla October 1, 2019

Tharving 

Hungry for water

Its hot and I'm tharving

Tharving by Bob-zilla October 1, 2019

dick thwacking contest 

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

dick thwacking contest by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

Twarring 

When someone gets into a twitter war/feud with someone

Those two wankers have been twarring the whole day.

Twarring by Doutie December 5, 2013

Thwarting 

Another word for ruin, specifically if the person committing the act has no idea what they are doing.

“So what are you doing? Thwarting my plans?”

Thwarting by [Insert Anonymous Name Here] February 6, 2021

Hwarfing 

Slang for the act of vomiting, due to the sound one makes when doing it.

Oh man, I was up all night hwarfing my guts up..

Hwarfing by Laudanum July 15, 2009