Thunderspud

a short, fat, and quite odd looking penis.

Debra began to laugh hysterically when Joe confidently whipped out his Thunderspud.

by slurpie808 January 12, 2011

Thunderpudd

Legendary online persona of an avid video game enthusiast and online gaming journalist. He is also known for his immeasurable wit and charisma and generally being all around more awesome than everyone else. Remember kids it's not arrogant if it's true. In addition he has been a major advocate in the proliferation of inappropriate humor at his day job, a process that has been long and hard... TWSS

see also awesome sauce as alternate definition of Thunderpudd

by thunderpudd July 11, 2010

ThunderSlut

A fully semi-automatic Ar15 style assault rifle from Humboldt, Tennessee. This rifle is a female that is black in color. It is chambered in 5.56 NATO/.223 Remington with a round capacity of 30+1(More with upgrades). She is a non-aggressive species of rifle when left unattended for extended periods of time. However, caution should be used at all times, as she can become very aggressive if she gets cornered or feels threatened by a person or persons with I'll intent. When the rifle is fired, it produces a very loud sound like that of Thunder. The rifle contains various parts from various buddies inside of her, like that of a Slut. She was born in Springfield, Massachusetts where she lived for a few weeks before finally moving to Western Tennessee where she will spend the remainder of her life. There are plenty of similar rifles out there that are looking for a forever home, that are available for adoption.

I'm going to take the ThunderSlut out to the range of you would like to join.

by Young Henry June 23, 2018

Thunderpussy

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.

"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"

by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

thunderpump

A loud,vigorous,round of sexual intercourse.

I totally did her thunderpump style.

by CB Smith October 27, 2004

thunderpuck

n - 1. Hockey forums, populated by the insane, moderated by the overly violent, and loved by many.

2. A place where everyone knows your name, and curses it openly.

3. Where flames come from.

4. A place you do not wish to anger.

I thought thunderpuck was a good place, until someone pm'd me tubgirl, hijacked my thread, and called me a leafie.

by joey joe joe, jr, shabadoo March 14, 2004

thunderslut

A thunderslut is described as an uber slut. Their slut factor is high and legendary slutty tales are told from city to city. As rolling thunder can be heard from miles away, so can their slutty adventures. Unique to the common slut, thundersluts can be found anywhere that serves alcohol and plays booty-shakin' beats. A thunderslut will do it anywhere, with anyone.

I cannot believe how much of a thunderslut she is. She cheated on me with how many guys? What a thunderslut!

by Kevin G. / Harsh December 30, 2007