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Thunderchode 

Penis of moderate length but extreme girth. Often those with thunderchodes chime "girth is more important than length" and take dick pics next to unseemingly wide objects
Guy 1: Dude, I heard Tyler is talking to your girl.
Guy 2: I'm not worried. I heard his dong is only 6 inches.
Guy 1: Yeah, but hes got a thunderchode. He'll split her in half.
Thunderchode by ninety9rising December 1, 2016

thunderchuck 

When you get a girl ridiculously drunk, and whilst she is chundering in a toilet you slip your willy in her vagina. You proceed to ride her of the convulsive movements of her body as she vomms. This can lead to a "thorgasm", the next stage in thunderchucking.

Both thorgasm and thunderchucking can be confused with norse mythology, but avast do not be baffled. Thunderchucking is a pun (play on words) of chunderfuck, thus humour ensues a-plenty. Suffice to say a night is only ever complete with the acheivement of one thunderchuck minimum, although jocularity is not always dependant on a thorgasm.
And she will be a beaut thunderchuck
thunderchuck by durb1 July 12, 2010

thunderchunks 

EVERBODY RUN ITS THUNDERCHUNKS! DUN DUN DUN NAHHHHHhHH
thunderchunks by jeremy ryan April 7, 2004

Thunderchucked 

When a bearded bass angler swoops in and make meaningless conversations about the fact that he has been using a chartreuse tube all morning while the thought of Angus Young playing guitar race through his head. Then casts exactly where you have been fishing all morning and catches your fish.
Mother fucker! That son of a bitch strolled up and thunderchucked my fish!
Thunderchucked by Concerned Angler October 26, 2018

Thunderchuck 

To be so intoxicated that when you spew, you take out not only your own cubicle but the entire bathroom.
"My god!! He even painted the ceiling with that Thunderchuck!"
Thunderchuck by dj-stylz October 25, 2007

Thunderchud 

A person of poor physical appearance, lacking basic grooming or hygiene skills. An ugly, filthy, smelly person. One who resembles feces.
Mad Voodo married a beautiful woman. But five years later he awoke next to the thunderchud that his wife had become, and it made him sad.