Thumb Fuck

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To be constantly on your phone texting or messaging non-stop.

Classmate: "Has anyone talked to her about the break up?"
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."

Thumb Fuck by MaddHatter June 27, 2016

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Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb

Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck by Fominroman October 7, 2021

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oral thumb fuck

The art of licking a girls clit while fucking her pussy with your thumb.

Sheila loves it when I oral thumb fuck her. She always creams all over my face.

oral thumb fuck by Tool man April 23, 2018

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thumb-fucking

Thumb-fucking is a term describing repetitive text-messaging.

Will you stop thumb-fucking your girlfriend and listen to me for one second?

Who are you thumb-fucking?

thumb-fucking by Bear Toe March 13, 2008

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Thumb-Fucked

To be rejected, denied, passed upon and/or otherwise dissed by someone via a text message or an email sent by a mobile device such as an I-phone or Blackberry.

1.) "Dammit. I just got thumb-fucked by the studio executive. He just texted me that they were passing on my script."

Thumb-Fucked by #1Rusheen December 23, 2009

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thumb fuckin

to send explicit texts.

mane, she didn't want me to come over, but i started "thumb fuckin" her and she told me to come over.

thumb fuckin by poloplaya04 October 28, 2008

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thumb fucking

Repeatedly sending and or receiving erotic and graphic txt messages of a sexual nature

Paul: You still txting with Susan?

Peter: Hehe yeah...

Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.

thumb fucking by Cheddarbox March 31, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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