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A lady, who to put it mildly, has a vagina that bares the signs and scars of much over-use in its time.
Person 1: So, did you fuck the shit out of that girl you keep chatting about.

Person 2: Look I'd rather leave this stone unturned, get my message.

Person 1: What, don't put that evil on me. Give me a straight answer, what's the problem.

Person 2: Well, she... she was a fucking throb-job you hear, her vagina looked like a fucking cement mixer ok, I'd need a fucking tree trunk just to hit the spot in that thing.

Person 1: Whoa man... you mean to tell me, that you... you never took your chances, she's like the hottest girl around the whole state.

Person 2: Well you try fucking her when you're presenting a fucking mountain with a bonsai tree, look it's her fault... I'm built just fine, so wipe that fucking smirk off your face.
Throb-job by Robert Head December 24, 2008
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Throb Job 

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a sexual act similar to titty-f**k where the guy inserts his penis in between a large set of titties and the girl pushes her titties inward towards the penis mulitple times fast to give the dick a sensation of throbbing
Me: Dude i was with my b***h last night and I came instantly--it was weird.

Ron: dude i thought you could f**k like a champ!? what happened?

Me: We didn't have sex--she have me a throb job it was tittitastic
Throb Job by ryrymomo March 9, 2011

Throw Job 

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When a girl is performing fellatio and involuntarily vomits on the male penis.
After drinking too much on her wedding night, Jeanene was giving a mean blow job and accidentally turned it into a throw job.
Throw Job by Nicehole October 3, 2014

throw job 

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1. When a girl is giving you a blow job and she throws up, and the blow job continues.

or

2. As a girl is throwing up you stick your dick in her mouth.
Shit, I was getting some bomb dome, and the girl started gagging and throwing up; damn, those throw jobs feel great.
throw job by shit on my chest July 20, 2006

throw job 

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a kinky sexual activity where one is sucking ones dick, causing one to gag and vomit. instead of throwing up on the dick, one will throw up in the other person’s mouth.
“Hey! did you hear Kelly gave Mike a throw job?”
“Oh my god! that’s so kinky!!”
throw job by hdjakcnskgnkancjajxnf October 23, 2019
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