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Throat Pie 

The usual ending of every proper deepthroat. When a man cums directly into the girl’s throat and she doesn’t have another option other than to swallow everything. In some cases,

you can even see the sperm going back and out of the girl’s nose.
Guy 1: "Yo last night was crazy! I gave her a crazy Throat Pie while she was sucking me off."
Guy 2: "No fuckin' way, that's crazy. Are y'all meeting up again sometime?"
Throat Pie by spinfal March 4, 2023
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Throat Pied 

When a Robert blasts a load on a Garah’s throat!!! Like a cream pie but for the tonsils
Garah got throat pied by Robert!
Throat Pied by Dirty Deedsy June 5, 2024
Similar to a creampie except you ejaculate inside of someone's mouth so far that the sperm goes into their throat rather than their mouth.
Sarah: Wait, he throatpied you?

Jane: Yeah, when he came he thrusted deep in my mouth so it went into my throat instead.
Throatpie by Doc2211 July 1, 2016
When getting head as a man begins to climax he shoves the girls head down balls deep letting his cock inter the throat then ejaculating in her throat.
As she was giving me that sloppy top she put my hands to the back of her head busting nuts in her throat. Throatpie.
Throatpie by Throat wrecker March 24, 2019

Opium Throatpie 

(noun)- The act of receiving a throatpie (an oral creampie often followed by the receiver swallowing) while smoking opium in a traditional setting, such as a Qing Dynasty era Opium Den.

Popularised by Yung Fuego’s hit track “Opium Den” off his hit album “Little Pimp 2.”
And if they put me to the chair just let me die…
My last words will be “Opium Throatpie.”
Opium Throatpie by Euney March 4, 2022

Road Throatie 

A deep throated blowjob while driving.
I was driving home from the club, when Snookie decided to unzip my pants and give me a road throatie. I was surprised how much of it she could take!
Road Throatie by Bubbler14 October 9, 2010

Throatie 

Throat + Pie - (falls in the same grouping of a creampie, but it’s in the throat). Now we ain’t talkin’ about real pie here people. Like the shit you eat. We talkin’ about sexual intercourse “pies.” This one happens to be in the throat. Got it? Okay good.
“Babe I could use a throatie tonight instead of the usual”

Her: “Do you like blowjobs”
Him: “I do, but I always give my girls throatpies at the end”
Throatie by CBAX January 23, 2020
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