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Throatie 

Throat + Pie - (falls in the same grouping of a creampie, but it’s in the throat). Now we ain’t talkin’ about real pie here people. Like the shit you eat. We talkin’ about sexual intercourse “pies.” This one happens to be in the throat. Got it? Okay good.
“Babe I could use a throatie tonight instead of the usual”

Her: “Do you like blowjobs”
Him: “I do, but I always give my girls throatpies at the end”
Throatie by CBAX January 23, 2020
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throatie 

Also known as a lozenge. The candy medicine one sucks on to alleviate a sore throat.
My mom gives me a throatie when I'm sick.
throatie by ugly March 6, 2005

Throatie 

Facial hair that only grows on the throat and nowhere else.
Did you see that guy's patchy throatie? sick!
Throatie by Gordong Kent February 8, 2006

Road Throatie 

I was driving home from the club, when Snookie decided to unzip my pants and give me a road throatie. I was surprised how much of it she could take!
Road Throatie by Bubbler14 October 9, 2010

french throatie 

when your dick is crusty from a lack of proper hygiene, and a partner goes down on it like a similarly-crusty baguette
Dat girl gave a good french throatie
Similar to a creampie except you ejaculate inside of someone's mouth so far that the sperm goes into their throat rather than their mouth.
Sarah: Wait, he throatpied you?

Jane: Yeah, when he came he thrusted deep in my mouth so it went into my throat instead.
Throatpie by Doc2211 July 1, 2016

throatseuxal 

Someone who is sexually attracted to throats.
Throatsexual people are usually very attracted to fucking someone's throat or having their throat fucked.
For someone to be considered a Throatsexual they must be more attracted to throat-focused sex than regular sex.
I am throatseuxal
throatseuxal by Jack555Jack May 31, 2023
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