Three-Pinter

An individual that you would not consider having sex with, unless you were already three pints drunk. This can stem from any number of traits, but it usually refers to the individual's appearance.

"Y'know , she's nice and all, but she's still definitely a Three-Pinter."

by TrashMarine April 12, 2026

Laundry Basket Threepointer

When u are taking ur ballsack and u stretch it over ur asshole. Then u push out a massive steamer, after that u drop it to the instep of ur foot and then u kick the turd to the nearest laundry basket.

Last week when i was visiting my family in lousiana, i threw a massive laundry basket threepointer.

by Finnishboy22 January 16, 2026