Three muskateers 

When a Woman has sex Oraly,Analy,And Vaginaly at the same time(keep in mind this requires three men). This is a bad idea because it May cause suffocation and or Vaginal,Oral or Anal bleeding.But if you enjoy killing Hookers good luck.

Steve: Hey guys gues what!
Jack&Dilon: WHAT!
Steve: I found this Crazy Chick who will let us do three Muskateers on her for only 20$
Dilon: Damn son that motherfucker is Crazy

Three muskateers by Chanse G055 March 26, 2010

Three Musketeering 

Drawn from a group of English soliders calling themselves the Three Musketeers, whose motto was "All for one and one for all".

1. If caught engaging in questionable/illegal activities in a group, one person takes all the blame (one for all), and the others who were involved do their best to help him out with whatever consequences he may recieve (all for one).

2. The understanding that if everyone in a group of people breaking the law/doing things they're not supposed to gets caught, they will all claim to be the sole person responsable. (Each one person for all) This way, either none are punished because of the confusion, or all are punished equally. (All for one)

Hey, if we get caught smokin' this ganja, who's gonna be three musketeering?

Okay, if something goes wrong, we're three musketeering it. Everyone says it was all them.

Three Musketeering by i like to shake things up a bit May 25, 2006

Three Musketeers 

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

Three Musketeers by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

Three Musketeers 

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

Three Musketeers by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

Three Musketeers 

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

Three Musketeers by Lemongrass July 22, 2016

Three Musketeers 

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.

The other night my friends and I gave Veronica the Three Musketeers.

Three Musketeers by wandmore March 17, 2007

The three musketeers 

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.

Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.

The three musketeers by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020