Three Woods

A group of men, specifically studs. With huge, massive rods. Get every single chick dripping wet. One member is known as being a “pussy hound”

Wow, the three woods are so fucking hot! Stacey fucked ALL of them multiple times. Especially that one, PUSSY HOUND!

Three Woods by Pussy hound July 10, 2022

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There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house by Evilous Dark Power November 30, 2020

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Tree Falls in the Woods

When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.

Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml

Tree Falls in the Woods by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

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ThreeWoodValley

The Kanji for Mikitani. ThreeWoodValley is also a person who has become the apostle of Mikitani and has taken up his name. He is known to be the COTE Overlord.

Mikitani means Three Wood Valley.

ThreeWoodValley is the COTE Overlord and the Apostle of Mikitani.

ThreeWoodValley by ThreeWoodValley January 6, 2022