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Three Hole Qualified 

A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
Three Hole Qualified by Pool Guy December 15, 2008

Three Hole Goal 

The act of pursuing penetration in all three orifices of a woman in one sexual session.
"Last night was awesome I got my three hole goal and it wasn't even my birthday!"

"I got one thing on my mind...a three hole goal"

"Your sister gave up the 3HG"
Three Hole Goal by Steven H Mills December 20, 2009

Three-hole Punched 

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.
"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

three hole slut 

A woman who enjoys insertion in any/all of the predominant three sexual orifices (orifi?). Not neccesarily derogatory, but not polite dinner conversation.
"Where can I cum baby?"
"Anywhere, everywhere, please!"
"C'mon, tell me."
"In my ass, in my cunt, in my mouth."
"Are you my little three hole slut?"
"Yes baby, please."

three hole buffet 

A type of sex party where 3 women are placed in rooms, and each is assigned a "hole" to service with. One is used in the mouth, another the vagina, and the third in the ass.
Did you hear that tri-delt is having a three hole buffet tonight to benefit AIDS research?
three hole buffet by bobo!! January 5, 2010

three hole skier 

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.
I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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