Thread-Head

To have a someone give you head through your jeans, usually costing extra with a lap dance from a stripper.

Zac: Did you have a good time with Mercedes?

Mike: Hell Yeah, I totally got some Thread-Head!

by Zac123 June 14, 2010

Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010

treadhead

A person who is fond of or has a fascination with armored fighting vehicles.

Joe went crazy at the Imperial armor museum when he saw the German tanks. He's such a treadhead.

by jmt_tx May 14, 2009

treadhead

when cornrows go bad: the hairstyle worn by devotees begins to look less fierce and more like the balding treads on a fading car tire.

Allen Iverson's hair looks treadheaded.

by misosoup February 2, 2007

treadhead

Someone who avidly enjoys watching Motocross. The term has also been used to describe "cheap seats" at Motocross events. ("Treadhead seats")

Jake has been to 12 Supercross events! He's a real treadhead!

by MustangGT September 25, 2005

Treadhead

Getting head while running on a treadmill.

Yo bro, I got the best treadhead yesterday.

by Bigyotaman April 24, 2015