The Mexican Deathphone. At first, made claims to being Puerto Rican, but after being continuously ignored, gave up this school of thought and accepted his destiny of being an albino lawnmower operator.
A pair of pants with three leg holes/ pant legs; all 3 of the pant legs look the same. Leg holes cannot be used for anything other than legs or replications of legs. They're specially made for people with 3 legs.