The Mexican Deathphone. At first, made claims to being Puerto Rican, but after being continuously ignored, gave up this school of thought and accepted his destiny of being an albinolawnmower operator.
A pair of pants with three leg holes/ pant legs; all 3 of the pant legs look the same. Leg holes cannot be used for anything other than legs or replications of legs. They're specially made for people with 3 legs.
Person1: Woah! Do you see that guy over there? He has three functioning legs!
Person 2:Yeah... he has to wear thrants instead of pants.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.