A rare human
sub-species that was once
thought extinct. Maximus Thotticus use high-frequency sounds, thot-like clothing (jean jackets), and social
media outlets to attract males.
Guy 1: Yo, that girl, she thicc
af dawg.
Guy 2:
Nah my dude. That's a Maximus Thotticus.
Maximus Thotticus: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE