Thot crime

When you're such a thot (promiscuous woman) that it is a literal crime. It's like a "thought crime" but for hoes.

Idiot "So I guess that means you weren't smart enough to not reveal yourself."

Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"

Thot crime by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

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thotcrime

The act of defending a persons shitty, corrupt, or manipulative behavior because you simp for said person.

E-Girl: *gets exposed for trying to blackmail one of her friends*
Simp: Dont worry queen! I'll support you and protect you from those haters
Sensible Human Being: wtf bro, stop committing acts of thotcrime

thotcrime by bearminimum420 December 1, 2020

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thotcrime

an instance of controversial or forbidden thot-like behavior, i.e. acting as outlandishly promiscuous or slutty as humanly possible

That hoe over there was engaged in so many sexual acts with various men that when her friend found out, she told her that she was guilty of thotcrime

thotcrime by foxnews4kids July 3, 2014

Word of the Day on March 14, 2016

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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