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thotcrime 

The act of defending a persons shitty, corrupt, or manipulative behavior because you simp for said person.
E-Girl: *gets exposed for trying to blackmail one of her friends*
Simp: Dont worry queen! I'll support you and protect you from those haters
Sensible Human Being: wtf bro, stop committing acts of thotcrime
thotcrime by bearminimum420 December 1, 2020
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thotcrime 

an instance of controversial or forbidden thot-like behavior, i.e. acting as outlandishly promiscuous or slutty as humanly possible
That hoe over there was engaged in so many sexual acts with various men that when her friend found out, she told her that she was guilty of thotcrime
thotcrime by foxnews4kids July 3, 2014
Word of the Day on March 14, 2016

Thotcrates 

A thot that philosophizes about their sexual promiscuity. New nickname given to Karrine Steffans by a witty YouTube commenter.
Karrine Steffans aka Superhead aka Thotcrates
Thotcrates by T Raa April 26, 2015

thotriel 

Thotriel is the angel of thottetry.
person A: ive been smashed by so many guys
person B: Thotriel please leave this womans soul

THOTCIEES'

Friend's that call other Friends/ or Spouse hoes for having friends for hanging out with hanging out with with each other without out them rather it be male or female
Man the hoey joey again hanging out with those squares instead of doing nothing with us

Hey guys my hears are hurting must be close to some THOTCIEES'

*WHAT DAY IS IT BETTER CHECK ACCOUNT

Man it's the first where's my casino buddy at that's my best friend..... 3 days later fucking weirdo man always going off for nothing and he didn't buy me anything so Im going to steal his TV

*(PAN-THOAtSSIES)
THOTCIEES' by RealSpokenBroHill October 19, 2021

Thot crime 

When you're such a thot (promiscuous woman) that it is a literal crime. It's like a "thought crime" but for hoes.
Idiot "So I guess that means you weren't smart enough to not reveal yourself."

Hym "Nope! Wrong again doofus! I got bored! Like playing hide-and-seek and the other guy takes too long to find you. I was bored and wanted to do a Orwell! Hahaha! Thought crime! WEEEEEE!!! But now I need a hoe to come do a thot crime. Thot crime my weiner please (I'm not asking). Still no consequences. Consequence free existence! WOOOOOOO!!!"
Thot crime by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

thottycrime 

The act of being a thotty during 1984.
Dat hoe commitin' thottycrime. Jail her ass.
thottycrime by ya boy phin July 24, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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