The most goddamn mother fucking fantastic element out there.
Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he'
s doing important Odin
shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned.
Thorium, this
shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that
shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch.
You know. That
shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That'
s how much.
Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it'
s other isotopes.
Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma radiation. That
shit ionizes
DNA right outta your cells.
Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons.
Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the
ass. Thorium all the way.
Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams.
Shit gets you high as
shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high.
Good bye you
beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.
Picture
Thor, using his thunder cock to pound a hole in a giant
hunk of uranium. Then pictures him enacting the greatest
bukkake of all time. That is what thorium, love.
