Thorki 

Word used to define the slash -cannon- pairing consisting of Thor the god of Thunder and Loki the God of Mischief in Nordic Mythology. Also in Thor the movie or The Avengers. It is said to be made of hate-love-hate interactions, with lot's of sexual tension between them.

It becomes more of an obvious relationship when you mix it with some Hiddlesworth (fan-term to describe the pairing of both actors impersonating the characters)

The sole mention of this word makes fangirls weep.

Just saw Avengers and I'm full of Thorki feels. I need to draw them making out or something!!

This Thorki fanfic. I like it. ANOTHER!

Thorki by Hanaelly October 26, 2012

Thorki 

The pairing name for Thor and Loki in The Avengers and Thor.

Thorki is okay, because Loki's adopted.

Thorki by Cosmanger October 24, 2012

Torkin 

Humiliating yourself in a game by publicly harassing everyone with no gain for the sake of just harassing.

You get nothing out of it and your only intention is to prevent everyone else from having a good time.

Your utopia is to finally drive everyone off the game and you become the only player along with others who, like you, thrive on torkin others.

Your actions include all of, but are not limited to:

- Break the rules and lie or pay your way out of guilt

- Dwindle the game's population with your toxiciy
- Publicly lie to misdirect the subject from actual facts and try to shift the blame to others
- Spamkill level 1 newbies

- Gank level 15 newbies with your 7 equally minded torkins
- You believe to be God

Hey, that guy just did a torkin!

Don't be such a torkin!

Torkin by Quintin. April 7, 2021

Thorium Moment

When someone goes off on a tangent or loses their train of thought due to ADHD. Originally comes from ranting about the benefits of Thorium over Uranium in nuclear power generation, despite nobody really caring about the subject.

Jacob spent an hour going down a rabbit hole of something completely irrelevant to the previous topic, what a thorium moment.

Thorium Moment by JustBandit0 June 4, 2021

thorin oakenshield 

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.

"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield

thorin oakenshield by Ellis Erandor February 4, 2014

thonking 

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.

person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.

thonking by Sezziex July 10, 2017

Thorium

The most goddamn mother fucking fantastic element out there.

Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he's doing important Odin shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned.
Thorium, this shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch.
You know. That shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That's how much.
Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it's other isotopes.

Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma radiation. That shit ionizes DNA right outta your cells.
Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons.
Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the ass. Thorium all the way.

Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. Shit gets you high as shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high.

Good bye you beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.

Picture Thor, using his thunder cock to pound a hole in a giant hunk of uranium. Then pictures him enacting the greatest bukkake of all time. That is what thorium, love.

Thorium by AstronautElk September 13, 2013