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this one 

A phrase used by submissives in the BDSM relationship to refer to themselves when they have been forbidden to call themselves 'I'
this one by AlabasterR June 15, 2007

This one 

Hey, I like niggers AND I like white people, right? I mean, race just isn't that big of a deal to me.
Hym "Yeah, totally. It's just that specific one, right? It's just this one. Totally."
This one by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

This one lit now 

When something isn't going right: defining the bad.

It's the opposite of when something is "lit"
Jake: WW3 is supposed to happen in 2021
Nick: "this one lit now"
This one lit now by laviniaa June 12, 2018

This one time at band camp

A phrase (originally came from American Pie 2) used to start off the description of any random, usually kinky or otherwise appalling sexual act. Typically somehow connected with band, but can be entirely random, also.
"This one time at band camp, I sodomized a drumstick."

This one time, at band camp 

Michelle from American Pie always talks about band camp.
"This one time, at band camp, they told us not to have a pillow fight, but we did, and it was so much fun!

This one's sanity must've already crumbled... 

This sentence is often used when someone is acting unusually silly or crazy.

Originally refers to the roguelite roblox game Deepwoken. In-game it is said by one of the ignition union members after facing akira in the depths and being told to back off even though they outnumber him.
Ultimately ending in the squad's death after they pass the line drawn by akira.
A: "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler.. ur so skibidi.. ur so fanum tax"
B: "This one's sanity must've already crumbled..."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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