Thirsty Dog

To perform cunnilingus
To eat from the bushy plate
To drink form the furry cup
To lick the holiest of holys (sp?)

Bloke1 - Wow that birds fit over there!
Bloke2 - Tell me about it mate! I'd lick it like a thirsty dog!
Bloke1 - Mate, I'd learn to breath through my ears If I went out with that!
etc.

Thirsty Dog by Franco Baresi June 29, 2006

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thirsty dog

to have sex dog style while the girl is on her knees drinking your cum from a bowl like a dog

thirsty dog is a crazy sex position involving a lot of cumming and a lot of drinking...cum

thirsty dog by ben dover2363 October 23, 2008

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Thirsty Dog

Doggy style sex while holding girls head in toilet. Flushing optional.

John: I wanna fuck.
Jane: Okay but let me get a drink of water.
John: Okay lets do the thirsty dog.

Thirsty Dog by ThirstyDogger2 October 5, 2010

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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