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Third Day 

A band with a lead singer who has the lowest and worst sounding voice ever. If you want to hear some terrible singing listen to them
If Third Day was preforming they would suck.
Third Day by The1theonlyJaboda23 December 1, 2011

Third Day Syndrome 

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.
Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
Third Day Syndrome by YAWA September 8, 2022

third day delay 

third |θərd| day |dā| delay |diˈlā|

to refrain from calling a girl for 3 days after she shares her phone number in an attempt "play it cool" and not seem overly eager to get laid.

• call loitering; phone procrastination; dilly-dally-dialing, ring-a-ling-lolly-gag
guy1: "Yo bro, I just got this fly girl's digits.....should I call her up tonight?"

guy 2: "Nah, man, you gotta wait out that third day delay, dumbass. Make her sweat it out and wonder about you, dude."

guy: "Hey baby, can I get your number?"

hot girl: "Sure, but f that third day delay bull shit, you better call me tomorrow."
third day delay by gdd00 August 5, 2011

The Third Day 

An insult used to offend saints, especially God
And then on the third day, after god made all living things he made this motherfucker. Thank you Jesus

Talk in Third Person Day 

An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.
Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."
Word of the Day on March 3, 2010

Talk in Third Person Day 

A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.
Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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