An insult used to offend saints, especially God
And then on the third day, after god made all living things he made this motherfucker. Thank you Jesus
by A fucking dousebag at school December 10, 2019
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Crazy awesome Christian band. Southern Rock-ish. Not real mainstream, as their songs tend to focus on God.
Person 1: Is that Lift Up Your Face on?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 2: Who's it by?
Person 1: THIRD DAY!!!!
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1 Just read the description that's right above this conversation!
Person 2: Oh. Right.
by MrJesusGeek July 6, 2011
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A band with a lead singer who has the lowest and worst sounding voice ever. If you want to hear some terrible singing listen to them
If Third Day was preforming they would suck.
by The1theonlyJaboda23 December 1, 2011
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The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.
Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
by YAWA September 8, 2022
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third |θərd| day |dā| delay |diˈlā|

to refrain from calling a girl for 3 days after she shares her phone number in an attempt "play it cool" and not seem overly eager to get laid.

• call loitering; phone procrastination; dilly-dally-dialing, ring-a-ling-lolly-gag
guy1: "Yo bro, I just got this fly girl's digits.....should I call her up tonight?"

guy 2: "Nah, man, you gotta wait out that third day delay, dumbass. Make her sweat it out and wonder about you, dude."

guy: "Hey baby, can I get your number?"

hot girl: "Sure, but f that third day delay bull shit, you better call me tomorrow."
by gdd00 August 5, 2011
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An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.
Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."
by bhavik15 November 5, 2009
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Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.
by skywalker89 March 3, 2010
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