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Thinkiness 

noun. The appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each.

Adjective: thinky.

cf. truthiness
1. The book was a masterpiece of thinkiness: there were a lot of big ideas, but it wasn't at all clear what the author was actually saying.

2. The ideas here are half-baked; cut down on the thinkiness and try to increase the substance.

etymology: 1100 hits in a Google search conducted on May 22, 2008, no immediate definition proposed.
Thinkiness by Art Carden May 22, 2008
Word of the Day on January 4, 2022
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Thinkgineer 

a noun and verb. a person who Is curious. One who notices everything. They dream big and small. They assess and adjust. They tinker a lot. They pause long enough to Identify problems, they clarify along the way, this person helps design solutions, they leverage resources, ideas, and people. This person connects dots for themselves and others. Very importantly-- they tell the story of the learning along the way.
A Thinkgineer can thinkgineer possibilities and solutions.
Thinkgineer by XRT21 September 6, 2016

Thinkiness 

A word meant to kill peoples brain cells.
Guy- I bet the guy that thought of the word thinkiness was high as hell when he thought of that.

Other guy- It wasn't a dude, and believe it or not, she never did smoke pot. She's one of the mindless idiots that think everyone that has ever done drugs did them because they are weaker than her or her dumber than her.

Thinkiness 

A word a mindless idiot would think of to fuck with people's heads and do not much else with, since it isn't really a word.
The mindless idiot was everything she was trying to make fun of by creating a word like thinkiness, the worst thing about someone like her was that she couldn't see it clearly enough, because in her mind she was profundity, consideration, importance, and substance, when really she was just another plain and shallow manipulator that held nothing sacred. When somebody holds nothing sacred, there is nothing in them deep enough to be substantial, which is why they coin words they think the public would find catchy like thinkiness that evidently lack any real thought or substance and end up sounding tacky as hell, and not much else.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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