Thinkiness 

noun. The appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each.

Adjective: thinky.

cf. truthiness

1. The book was a masterpiece of thinkiness: there were a lot of big ideas, but it wasn't at all clear what the author was actually saying.

2. The ideas here are half-baked; cut down on the thinkiness and try to increase the substance.

etymology: 1100 hits in a Google search conducted on May 22, 2008, no immediate definition proposed.

Thinkiness by Art Carden May 22, 2008

Thinkiness 

A word meant to kill peoples brain cells.

Guy- I bet the guy that thought of the word thinkiness was high as hell when he thought of that.

Other guy- It wasn't a dude, and believe it or not, she never did smoke pot. She's one of the mindless idiots that think everyone that has ever done drugs did them because they are weaker than her or her dumber than her.

Thinkiness by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

Thinkiness 

A word a mindless idiot would think of to fuck with people's heads and do not much else with, since it isn't really a word.

The mindless idiot was everything she was trying to make fun of by creating a word like thinkiness, the worst thing about someone like her was that she couldn't see it clearly enough, because in her mind she was profundity, consideration, importance, and substance, when really she was just another plain and shallow manipulator that held nothing sacred. When somebody holds nothing sacred, there is nothing in them deep enough to be substantial, which is why they coin words they think the public would find catchy like thinkiness that evidently lack any real thought or substance and end up sounding tacky as hell, and not much else.

Thinkiness by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

Sickness for the thickness 

Drawn to women with some meat on their bones.

When he saw the waitress, curvy body and big tits. He smiled and said I have sickness for the thickness.

Sickness for the thickness by Doc Tim October 15, 2017

tasteful thickness 

Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000:

"Look at that subtle off-white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark."

-Patrick Bateman

"Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.

Burke: "Did you forget to put paper into the printer?"

Kyle: "Yes, sorry. I was busy admiring the tasteful thickness of it."

tasteful thickness by lxasylum December 2, 2009

The Thickness

Genitalia area. Referring to primarily the penis. Usually said while pointing to or suggesting towards the crotch.

Made famous on American Dad by Stan.

"Maybe tonight I'll introduce her to THE THICKNESS!"

The Thickness by xCosmicWizardx March 17, 2012

Momentum Thickness 

A fancy term in the field of fluid mechanics that really just describes the boundary layer momentum thickness. No one really knows what it is, what it does, or how to use it - not even the teacher.

Boy 1: "Wow! look at that momentum thickness"
Teacher: "What is that?!"

Momentum Thickness by wolfsonlover May 24, 2019