Thermochav

The Thermochav offers energy saving products with extensive marketing spin and ambitious performance claims. Thermochavs can be seen smoozing around the NEC, motorway services and other similar venues.

The Thermochav wardrobe is inspired by PremierInn interior design, with facets such as The Breitling Watch, golf tee cufflinks and Bart Simpson socks reminders of the family he rarely sees during the week but for which he sells his soul on a daily basis.

Diet includes steak sandwich, pint of stella and Alka Seltzer for evening meal. Breakfast is full English, Radio 2 and a glance at the Daily Mail for today's conversational sound bites. Some newer breed types have granola and natural yoghurt instead to follow their hotel spa/swim/jog but are viewed with suspicion. The Thermochav is expert in diverting attention away from difficult issues such as coefficient of performance and replacing them with 'customer testimonials' and pictures of smiling children in bathtubs surrounded by sunflowers and Norwegian Ffords. Their language is a basic form of technical English and confusion between energy in kWh and power in kW is almost universal. The Thermochav is revolutionising home heating and links well with the Greenest Government Ever. Shame the products don't deliver what they say.

The Greenest Government Ever has been listening to Thermochav opinion

Thermochav by Steam Head November 29, 2013

Thermocracy 

A living or working environment where one person exercises complete control of the thermostat.

"Sure, go ahead and adjust the temperature however you like it. This is not a thermocracy."

Thermocracy by qpkarl September 14, 2016

thermocalculus 

Sister science to telestronomy, both devised by Svenalex Bresknellicondo in conjunction with a disturbed racoon-leprechaun named Josias McCallister of Auxteramekithorp.

Thermocalculus does not focus on candorous monkeys, but instead is a study of the gleanings of mitzvah oil from the tainted milk of a goat-mule of Bengali.

The subject was also discussed in a brilliant (but now defunct) theory posed by Bresknellicondo...since then it has perished during the Night of a Thousand Dooms, available on Pay Per View. Rated R.

Thermocalculus also involves a "right-wing" of sorts, and is a quest to clone the leprechaun army of Dundalk MacKinney, for the good of the right and the denial of the testicular organ.

The science's third and final wing is not that of such birds as the Archipecteronamicakszetheramicpon Seljuk Turk, but the denouncement of the nation of Sweden as the land of the Thorax and the Herabic Lactaid. Journeys there may result in your loss of your duodenum, and I wouldn't recommend that as it is a crucial organ. To the monkey system. in the capital of asktethaithiasziramkon. Province of Ganketeank. Skadankadank city.

The other thermocalcular masters are Master Robert the 28th of Lancastershire, England and Master Tinari the Jamaiacan Bangladeshi of Dhaka. However, women cannot succeed in thermocalculus, for they lack the ability to clone malschethorps of kanji origin.

1) by applying thermocalculus, master robert the 28th succeeded in quelling the uprising of midget kings in the land of Khazari.

2) through his thermocalcular skills, Master Tinari of Dhaka managed to corner the market in cheese-based foodstuffs.

3) The thermocalcular secret of life is to build pyramids of hopi-hopi blocks until they fall down, crushing everyone beneath it. The irony is simply crushing. Crushing. Crushing. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

thermocalculus by DoctorFunkenstein June 24, 2004