Theoretics 

See Alperson

When using theoretics, this doesn’t make sense

Theoretics by CrucibleChronicles October 1, 2019

Theoretical bug 

When you discover that your code is not giving the right results, not because there is any bug in your program, but because there is a bug in the theory on which it is based.

Theoretical bugs are rare but more common than thought. When you find one, your perception of the world improves quantically.

A more day to day example, it is when you realize something you never saw before, not because it was not there, but because your mental model of the world didn't include it.

case 1
JC: I've been trying to find the bug in this program all night, but its looks perfect. Don't know why sometimes is producing weird results.
Guru: Its time to chase some Theoretical bugs.

case 2:

Linux_user: The problem with microsoft is not that they produced bad programs, but they copypasted so much software from other people, that the outcome was a walking Theoretical bug. At some much extent that, when it crashed it means it was really working.

Theoretical bug by jcmid February 5, 2010

The Theoretical Plate Standard 

The Theoretical Plate Standard (TPS) is the certified bro measurement of bigness. Also known as the 1234, such an achievement requires a 1 plate press, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, and 4 plate deadlift. Brothers who can certifiably complete this challenge, are defined by bros around him as "the big guy." lifting weights science

It's been two years since I've been counting my macros and I still haven't reached the theoretical plate standard; I might need to go on gear.

The Theoretical Plate Standard by Dnom March 28, 2019

Theorotic 

Being turned on by theories.

Becoming sexually aroused by the deeper meanings of life.

Damn bro, I got a hard on when Wonder Woman went all theorotic and explained Tetryonics!

Theorotic by Adrienne Adele July 3, 2017

theoretical 

Something based on experience; a guess based on what you know.

Planet X was a theoretical planet that scientists thought existed. They mistook from a miscalculation in Neptune's mass.

theoretical by mr.mcswagsalot December 12, 2016

theorectical 

Concerned with or involving a theory that one pulls out of one's ass.

For outcomes that are analyzed within a theorectical framework, additional discussion of the lab setting may be required.

theorectical by ocayfine September 17, 2018

Theoretical Friend 

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

Theoretical Friend by KimberleyStrange July 16, 2008