Theodor Aa 

Theodor Aa is the kinda guy to fuck men with his enormous cock and balls

Dude, Theodor Aa is so cool and funny and nice and ball- OPS I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY- I DIDN'T FUCK HIM.

Theodor Aa by Antonon November 20, 2021

Theodorian 

A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.

The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.

The theodorian theory is the most widely accepted theory among chipmunkist intellectuals.

Theodorian by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

Theodora 

A Theodora is everything good rolled into one.

She's a natural leader, but a fair one, too. She's a complete genius, but not at all stuck-up. She's so beautiful (especially her legs), so much so that she could even be a model.

She might not always show her love, but it's there and she'll suprise you every now-and-then, showing that she really listens and cares.

And she's the best sister, friend, daughter, mother, or any relation that you'll ever have.

"Wait... isn't she on our netball team as well?"
"And in the public speaking team."
"Don't forget rowing!"
"And debating."
"Oh, and dance!"
"Plus fencing."
"And she STILL manages to get Dux of the Year?"
"Is there ANYTHING she can't do?!"
"She's a real Theodora, all right."

Theodora by Lia.Masen January 8, 2012

theodorable 

usually used sarcastically; something that is so adorable that anyone named theo or theodore must take part in it

theo: hahaha i'm so cute right?
annie: -eyeroll- lol, right. yer THEODORABLE.
deva: lololololol

theodorable by asphyxiated February 6, 2008

Theodorian 

Used to describe those who believe Theodore of Alvin and the Chipmunks is receiving the best head, however, it may also be used to describe someone as a genius among men.

"Wow, who's that kid who got a perfect score on the SAT?"
"Oh, that's Joseph. He's a Theodorian."
"He's so hot!"

Theodorian by Theodorian September 20, 2019

theodora 

1. very loving girl who loves to talk about anything that is funny in her life.

2. likes being random.

She's being theodora today.

theodora by lalalamode January 30, 2009

Theodora 

A feminine name of Greek origin meaning "God's Gift" or "Gift from God". A girl who knows what she's about. A kind, loving, loyal, intelligent, down-to-earth, and incomparable in the looks department. She is a sultry, sensual type of woman. Theodoras usually have beautiful features and a statuesque physique. She is a wonder to behold.

Nicknames for Theodora are Dora, Thea, Theo, Teddy, Dory/ie, and Tee

"whose that woman, she took my breath away"
"that's not just any woman, that's Theodora"

Theodora by starknakedbitch November 30, 2022