Theodorakis

An ancient Greek shepherd's harvest ritual of sodomizing a young toothless male goat to the point of ejaculation and then having goat felate the shepherd.

The farmer was feeling tired at the end of the day but because of the full moon, he thought is would bring good luck to Theodorakis his prized male goat .

by Rocco Zissou November 8, 2016

Theodorism

Theodorist believes that out of all 3 chipmunks Theodore is in fact getting the best head.

”Sir? Have you by any chance wondered which one of these chipmunks is experiencing the most pleasurable blow job. I’m sure that it’s Alvin by the looks of it”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”

by dreiski September 19, 2019

Thomas Theodorakos

A sad, depressed, shell of a man that once was amazing. Typically has a sister, her looks being her only good trait.

That guy is such a Thomas Theodorakos, I'm dating his sister.

by Billy Bridger November 13, 2024

name one good thing bout todorakis

The act of asking about naming a good thing about a beta, usually with a response similar to " I-I-I-I-Can't!"

Guy 1: name one good thing bout todorakis
Guy 2: Uhh, I-I-I-I-Can't!

by skibidirizzlersigma October 10, 2024