It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.
Origin: AustralianArmy.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.
"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"
When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse