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Taking the Henry Michael 

Someone who tends to throw people under the bus a lot.
Taking the Henry Michael If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.

taking the browns to the superbowl

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

are you taking the piss 

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.
A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl
Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

Taking the Pineapple 

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.
"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"
Taking the Pineapple by CHA429 January 8, 2009

Taking the papiss 

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse
Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal