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Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.
Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

Triheterosexual 

A straight male who date two women but the woman are bi sexual so the also date and everyone is in the open about it
The triheterosexual couple were discussing how they want to have a baby since both women are ovulating together
Triheterosexual by Don G October 19, 2018

Fireman-TheHero

The greatest Hero EVER. If you're on his sight you're gonna burn alive instantly. He's also famous for saying "ramarro marrone" in the most correct way possible.
What's your favourite Hero?
He's Fireman-TheHero
Fireman-TheHero by La mia persona September 16, 2022

tweeteroholic 

a person who's addicted to twitter
she is on her twitter page all day, she is such a tweeteroholic
tweeteroholic by nitza23 November 20, 2009

Triheterosexual 

1.Straight man dates 2 women who are bi sexual so all three are together and sexually active 2. all three are straight but the women share the man but do not get sexually involved with each other 3.all three are aware of the relationship and all okay with it
The triheterosexual couple were working around the clock to get the man girlfriends pregnant sine the are on the same ovulation cycle
Triheterosexual by Don G October 19, 2018
One who is straighter than super straight
That man is so thetero he’s gay
thetero by Hewhun June 18, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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