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the white man 

the perfect scapegoat for everyones problems.
Person 1: I got a flat tire on the way to work today
Person 2: Blame the white man
Person 1: I know, he's always trying to keep me down like that.
the white man by quiggler August 13, 2006
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The White Man 

Some White guy born in the 1800's who took away all the Indians' land.
The Indiams awoke one morning to discover all their land was taken away by The White Man.

The white man 

What some rednecks call god or the “perfect” example of a human
Redneck 1: May we take some time to pray to the white man for allowing us to beat niggas
Redneck 2: AMEN!
The white man by ToastMalonethePapi December 3, 2018

The white man 

A person who thinks themselves as socially higher than their peers, can also mean someone that has deep beef with a black man or child.
Wow Logan Paul is the white man.

The White Man's Burden 

The onus that has been put on the white man to drag the rest of the world into civilization while simultaneously being the most hated group on the planet.
It was the white man's burden to drag the African negro out of his mud hut clicking and screaming into the first world and look how we've been repaid.

The White Man's Dance 

Describes the uncoordinated, rhythmless nature of which a person tries to dance. It originated from the (white man) but has crept into other races across the globe as many men and women stumble on the dance floor in attempts to (cut a rug).

However, when this "dance" is initiated by a female, it is known at the White Girl Dance. It also originated from the female caucasian persuasion, but has crept its way into other ethnicities.
"Hey Mark, how was the club last night?"
"It sucked ass!"
"But I heard you met a hot-ass girl!"
"She was doing the White Girl Dance."
"No!"
"Yeah.... so I left her on the dance floor. And then she ended up with some dude, doing the White man's dance."

The White Man Did It In One Week 

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.
"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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