The Times 

Not to be mistaken with The time, a band accompanied by Prince and one of director Kevin Smith's characters Jay and Silent Bob favorite bands.

The Times is used described as how life is going. It can be used to describe your life or how the world is doing.

Come gather round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
Youll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin
Then you better start swimmin
Or youll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin
(~ Bob Dylan, The Times They are a-changing)

The Times by Aguyok? August 4, 2009

The Times 

British newspaper which is traditionally printed in broadsheet, but has now taken to also printing in a tabloid size after realising that no one was really buying and trying to appeal to younger readings.
Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections

Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.

The Times has a crap readership and relies on The Sun being sold and used for advertising so it can make up for it's losses.

The Times by ProNinja January 14, 2009

The Times Square 

a delicious drink, consisting of gold schlager and a&w cream soda, try it, it's delicious =]

Me: Hey you guys come try this new drink I just made up called the times square!

You Guys: MMMM that's delish!

The Times Square by Jam426 March 5, 2009

The Times New Roman

A rock'n'roll band from Baltimore Maryland, poised to take over the world.

I would leave my husband for The Times New Roman.

The Times New Roman by futureicon August 28, 2009

Behind the Times 

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

Behind the Times by MANTISscream April 29, 2009

Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

Ass the Times by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Run From the Times 

A saying which states that one does not follow modern culture, no matter how good it may be (this is mainly due to people who were unsatisfied with the pop culture they grew up with and thus do not get with the times anymore).

A lot of 2010s kids run from the times pretty young.

Run From the Times by CelticEagle February 18, 2019