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timbo the bimbo 

A large black male who likes small white girls, with a horsecock (cock like a horse) # midget fucker # porch monkey for life # yumm girl guide cookies # this is nigga tim yo
TimBo the bimbo picks up at preschool

timbo in the face 

to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.
remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!

that was so timbo in the face!!

feeling the beat of the tambourine 

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...
Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

screw the timberwolves 

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".
Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."
screw the timberwolves by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011

Tugging the Timber 

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.
Tugging the Timber by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

The Timberlake

The act of penetrating a woman's vagina with the middle and index fingers and twisting at the elbow to produce a corkscrew like motion with the fingers as seen in the music video for "Sexy back"
Dude when I gave her the Timberlake last night she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
The Timberlake by The_Dirty_Eagles December 15, 2017