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The Taste Test 

The Taste Test is when a female pours red wine over the vaginal area while she is on her period. She then forces you to eat her out while you attempt to decipher the difference between the wine and the blood.
Yo dawg, this girl gave me The Taste Test last night and I could tell she had some heavy flow.
The Taste Test by Brother GUAR March 24, 2020

The Taste of water 

Pussy taste like water, So water taste like pussy.

Eat good cat kids 🐱
"Your pussys so clean, It's like the taste of water. Mmm"
The Taste of water by lilbitbanga December 8, 2016

The Taste Of Honey 

The most ratchet strip club this side of the tracks. There are many Tastes of Honey each with their own charms; however they all employ A star studded B team as Shiniqua, Desondra and your last babies momma take the stage. C scars and stretch marks must be mandatory to score a job here on wings Tuesday. There usually is no cover, Toby waters down the drinks and you got a 50% chance of scuffing somebody's Jordans and getting shot. Be careful not to bring your whole government check, as you could run this joint.
10/10 I'm thirsty!
"Yo when we goin for that taste?! That taste of Szyrup!*" -black Vinny
*is an urban version of honey; more affordable, less nutritious and covered by food stamps.
"Yo ma future ex-wife works at The Taste Of Honey!" -Ash

The Taste Of Monkeys 

One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but still manages to maintain a positive outlook and sense of humor in the form of poorly drawn but brilliantly depicted ms paint comic strips entertaining a mass of drooling trisomic nerds that can't get laid.
I love The Taste of Monkeys. Does that make me gay?
The Taste Of Monkeys by Bushman4244 December 24, 2008

The taste is in the afterbud 

when you're out of cigarettes and collect all you're old smokes from the ashtray
-What are you doing! That's disgusting!
-The taste is in the afterbud :)

the taste of my bed 

To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.
I really do miss the taste of my bed
the taste of my bed by YOLKYegg February 25, 2019
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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