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scramble the tadpole squadron 

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

The Red Squadron

A sexual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. The female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. One at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their penis inside of the woman's vagina (Not unlike the land shark). The first man to successfully land inside of the woman's vagina then yells "Red Five standing by!" While the rest of the men look on with blue balls.
Man: Hey, I was thinking about having the guys over. We could mix things up, you know? We could try The Red Squadron?

Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.

Squadron Of The Archangels

the god's chosen people
lead by peter,costa and sniff
someone: why do you hate black people?
someone: I am a member of squadron of the archangels πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»
Squadron Of The Archangels by zpnv October 12, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026