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The Reaper Report 

Illogical/confusing/irrational internet message board posts that combine worldwide news with the writer's daily thoughts on life.
Have you read The Reaper Report from this morning? What is he talking about? It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.

Don't Fear The Reaper 

As the Blue Oyster Cult plays "Don't Fear The Reaper", their producer insists upon more "cowbell"

Fearing the Reaper 

Hitting a cowbell a million times as loud as possible. From the Saturday Night Live sketch about Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper."
The Mississippi State fans were all Fearing the Reaper after the Bulldogs scored their third touchdown.
Fearing the Reaper by Sajak March 8, 2022

Don’t Fear the Reaper 

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don’t fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are

Come on, baby (don't fear the reaper)
Baby, take my hand (don't fear the reaper)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)
Baby, I'm your man

La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la

Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity (Romeo and Juliet)
40,000 men and women everyday (like Romeo and Juliet)
40,000 men and women everyday (redefine happiness)
Another 40,000 coming everyday (we can be like they are)
Come on, baby (Don’t Fear the Reaper)
Baby, take my hand (don't fear the reaper)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)
Baby, I'm your man

La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on

Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew and then he appeared
Saying don't be afraid

Come on, baby (and she had no fear)
And she ran to him (then they started to fly)
They looked backward and said goodbye (she had become like they are)
She had taken his hand (she had become like they are)
Come on, baby (don't fear the reaper)

scottie the reaper 

scottie the reaper comes from the shadows of texas in the dark a stand alone amazing conceptual artist, no true way to define or understand his art because he has never said anything in depth about it. it speaks for itself.
have you even seen scottie the reapers mustang in real life? no?! that's because it will kill you!!

(Don't Fear) The Reaper 

a song by American rock band Blue Öyster Cult from the band's 1976 album Agents of Fortune.
(Don't Fear) The Reaper was written and sung by lead guitarist Buck Dharma and produced by David Lucas, Murray Krugman, and Sandy Pearlman.