The Ratio

the balance between the level of attractiveness and the level of asshole-ness. In short, the hotter you are the more tolerable and common dick-like behavior is. However, there are exceptions. Specifically those who seem to have a distorted self image and think they are the shit when in reality they simply look like shit. Lower levels of attractiveness can be compensated with: good sense of humor, intelligence, or kindness. But the ratio must remain balanced.

John does not adhere to The Ratio, he's fat and ugly and yet he continues to act like a douchebag. He is upsetting the ratio and is thus disgustingly unattractive.

The Ratio by tamale69 May 31, 2010

The Ratio

The number of men compared to females. The ratio should be taken in to consideration to avoid a sausage fest.

Person 1 "Did you go to Jacobs yesterday it was a sausage fest"

Person 2 " They obviously didn't take the ratio in to consideration"

The Ratio by Mavro July 12, 2012

The Ratio

"The Ratio" is a fundamental rule of life, relating to the direct correlation between the attractivenes and assholiness of a male. With "The Ratio," degrees of attractiveness = degrees of assholiness. Men who are uglier must act nicer to attract a mate and men who are more attractive already attract them, so they act like assholes. Exceptions to "The Ratio" include men who perceive themselves to be more attractive than they actually are (these individuals usually fail to get a mate). Other exceptions include males with distorted self-images who consider themselves less attractive than they actually are, so they display kindness as well (these usually are very desirable as mates).

Man I really hate The Ratio.

The Ratio by Tessaliciousness May 31, 2010

The Ratio

A ratio used to define the proper number of men and women in a mixed group, usually defined as at least more women than the number of men. If X is women and Y is men the mathematical equation for the ratio is X = Y + 1 where Y > 2. Common group sizes that make use of the ratio are 2:3. 3:4, 4:5.

Used to avoid people from getting mixed singles in group situations. When used properly it will mitigate the amount of drama within the groups dynamics.

Mike: Hey Harry, Jill and I are going to cook out later, do you want to come?

Harry: Sure man, but have her invite two of her friends so The Ratio is correct.

The Ratio by thesaltypumpkin January 8, 2018

The Ratio

Any statement which compares the number of men attending an event to the amount of women attending an event.

Peter North: Yo, what's the ratio gonna be like?
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!

The Ratio by OlegTheGreat December 31, 2008

Keep the ratio 

Or “keeping the ratio” is used by frat guys and college bouncers who want to keep the ratio of men and women at the party at a certain amount

A frat guy manning the door at a party rejects a guy but lets in a girl who wants to enter the party.
“Hey man, we gotta keep the ratio. You ain’t coming in.”

Keep the ratio by BIGBALLER4206942069 January 18, 2025

The Loomis Ratio 

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

The Loomis Ratio by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006