(Urban myth)
Pete is an old British guy who lives in Amsterdam. He walks around looking for vulnerable, drunk girls and takes them to his barge on the canal. He then rapes them and after that he shoved them into a cage and leaves them to starve for a few days. Then he rips off all their skin and dumps them in the canal.

I saw Pete the rapist outside a weed cafe last night with a drunk bird, rip

Pete the Rapist by Themotherfocker October 22, 2018

Paul the rapist

Paul the rapist is a young man in his prime of his life but seems not to be getting any. So in order to releive his wrist of its daily duties of firing off a warm white coconut from his veiny love tree, he hits the streets for some action. Often girls ignore him because of his yellow shirt. But Paul is just one of those guys who doesnt take 'no' for an answer. Paul will butt-fuck anything he can sneak up on. His preference is girls his age but when he has extreme urges he will go anything. This list includes: puppies, kittens, lambs, old men, unborn fetus's and Greg.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.

Example 1:
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....

Example 2:
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....

Paul the rapist by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

barry the rapist

THE most dangerous man you will ever meet. If you do have the most unlucky life in the world and you happen to meet him the first thing you will notice about him is eyes. Those killer eyes. They LITERALLY kill. You shall look into them and die. Run now. Just run.

Dude 1: OH MY GOD!
Dude 2: What bro?
Dude 1: IT'S BARRY THE RAPIST! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!
Dude 2: Why not?? What's so bad abou......

barry the rapist by Thegingermanwithaplan November 9, 2013

the fellowship of the rapist

When a bunch of high profile sexual predators get on social media to blitz their victims with insults and threats, thus parading around like they are wrongly accused, when in fact their crimes have escalated into ongoing violence.

"Watch out girls, the piccolo's belong to the fellowship of the rapist."

the fellowship of the rapist by victim314 July 13, 2012

Tyler the rapist

A guy who like to fuck all the new girls and force you to sit on his lap till he releases the milk and he loves to Jack off to his moms underwear in his mouth

Oh shit there's tyler the rapist

Tyler the rapist by yourdaddyjohnny March 6, 2017

the rape that put the rapist in jail

the rape that put the rapist in jail: essentially the same as another idiom "the straw that broke the camel's back" which describes a bunch of minor problems leading to one huge problem, because of the cumulative effect of small actions.

It was the rape that put the rapist in jail.

the rape that put the rapist in jail by theghostofbilleyriley May 6, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026