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The Pizza Man 

"The Pizza Man" is a scene from the popular television show Supernatural. In the scene, Castiel is watching the TV while Sam and Dean are researching. He then says "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?", as he had been watching porn.
Castiel: *Kisses Meg*
Meg: Where did that come from?
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

the pizza shakes 

when you need pizza so badly your body starts to shake uncontrollably.
"He has the pizza shakes!! Quick!! WE NEED PIZZA OVER HERE!!"
the pizza shakes by adr39 January 19, 2010

The Pizza Pie 

An advanced technique used by the ancient italians to stimulate the anus and vagina simultaneously. The move, performed only by the bravest of the brave, involves placing the left fist into the anal canal and the right fist in the vagina. Move each fist vigorously in the up and down direction, as if running. The move has been carried down from generation to generation and has been commercialized in the pizza making industry. Almost all pizza makers have perfected this move, just ask their wives.
Hey Antonio, after the pizza pie you gave me last night, I can hardly walk!
The Pizza Pie by JohnsPapa July 9, 2011

the pizza is aggressive 

Something to shout when you're with your buddies and a really hot girl walks by and you wanna show them. This way, you don't have to shout hot girl, you just say "the pizza is aggressive!"
"Yo bro you see the game last ni-"

"THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE"

"dayum she fine"

The pizza is ready 

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.
Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*
The pizza is ready by Bad C dev October 15, 2021

the pizza maker 

Just before a person has to excret feces, someone else dumps a bag or mottzerella cheese into their asshole, lays down, opens their mouth, and gets feces and cheese put into their mouth.
JIM: "What's ur favorite sex game?"
MATT: "I like the pizza maker."
the pizza maker by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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