The payload

when a man farts, sneezes, ejaculates, and coughs at the exact same time ( one brought on by the other ).

after jacob released The payload he felt complete peace with the universe.

by AlexCraig December 21, 2008

payload

The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.

"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."

"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"

by IceWarm November 21, 2004

payload

cumshot, usually large

He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.

by 'lil stinker March 07, 2004

Payload

1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm

"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"

by Urkel August 06, 2004

payload

A very anticipated large group of good-looking females arriving to a party or gathering in a vehicle all at once.

This party is so bad but when the payload arrives its gonna get LIT!

by zerogravityzg January 19, 2023

Payload

How many fat bitches you can carry in your vehicle.

Dylan has way more payload with the Ranger than he had with the WRX.

by 500ToothDinasar May 19, 2022

Payload

To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.

Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.

by BigBoy74 July 06, 2012