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the money 

(1)One of the worlds greatest

(2)giver of money shots (see also money shot)

(3) A method of talking
(1)I wish i was the money

(2)Oh no, he just hit me with a money shot!

(3)Money talks
the money by YesIwouldliketoknow January 18, 2003
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the money 

1) used by middle/upper-middle class teens to refer to their rich parents

2) used by housewives to describe their rich husbands

1) Person 1:"Why are you just standing there in the middle of the store?"
Person 2: "Waiting for the money to get here, she's returning tons of stuff at (insert high class design store here)

2)Friend "Ooh, where did you get that BEAUTIFUL diamond necklace?"
Rich white woman: "Oh the money got it for me for our (insert meaningless madeup holiday here)
the money by ook February 4, 2008

the money 

something you might wish to be shown in certain in certain instances.
Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
the money by Nick D April 27, 2003

The Money Man 

Senor Rodarte of Placer High School.
His son being "Young Money"

Basically the most bad ass and coolest teacher/coach you'll ever meet.

Coaches Wide Receivers and Teaches Spanish. (Easiest Drills and Class)

Thinks he's bad ass, which is true.
*Senor Walks By*

Student (Most likely on the Football Team) : OH SENOR! THE MONEY MAN!

*Turns, points, and winks all in one bad ass motion*

Student: OH I LIKE THAT! OHHHHH Baby!

Senor: Don't be Smoking that ROPE A DOPE!

Student: Ohhhh you know thats bad senor! hahahaha.
The Money Man by Barco Perro June 2, 2009

the money game part 2 

She sells sea shells be the sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the law of supply and demand
No one wants to by shells
Cause there’s loads on the sand
Step 1 you must create a sense of scarcity
The shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare you see...
the money game part 2, by Ren, is kind of... kind of a bop

The Money Team 

The Money Team is a gang that is a bunch of smart people for joining the gang and they got money. And they know how to survive on their own.
Bro, are you in the gang called The Money Team?

Yes bro, that gang is popular. Who wouldn't want to join that gang.

Bro, my homie is in The Money Team.
The Money Team by Broimsmartasfuck January 9, 2020

the money shot 

Used in the adult film industry to describe the climax shot. This is usually when the male creams on the females breasts or in her mouth. Or in the case when Tom nuts on another male.
Tom was taking the 7 train home one night when he engaged in a gang bang with 5 hung indian men. They gave hime a dirty sanchez and then came the money shot all over his face. They procceded to shave his pubes and head and placed the hair on his cum soaked face to give him the abe lincoln look. When Tom got home his dad saw a pink sock hanging from his ass from the pounding he took and he said "welcome to the club son."
the money shot by Mr. Excitement August 6, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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