The milk💀

gone because so is your dad💀

i lost my dad so i don't have the milk💀😪 "cool"

by it's time to drink water October 22, 2022

ill get the milk!

The Magic Word To Dissapear

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?

by Cursed_Spoon September 14, 2019

The milk fic

Literally the grossest ryden fanfic you could read, without going into death

Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*

Person 2: Why? WHY!?

by Hooman bean March 16, 2019

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

The Milk Fic

The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.

DO NOT READ THE MILK FIC

by toast._.kathen May 14, 2019

where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

by fatfucc February 11, 2020

shake the milk

Bouncin them titties!

Lemmy stares at himself in the mirror as he tries to shake the milk.

by Leemmmmmmyyyyyy February 22, 2019