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ill get the milk! 

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
ill get the milk! by Cursed_Spoon September 14, 2019

The milk fic

Literally the grossest ryden fanfic you could read, without going into death
Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*

Person 2: Why? WHY!?
The milk fic by Hooman bean March 16, 2019

i'm going to get the milk! 

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.
Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

The Milk Fic

The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.

where is my dad with the milk 

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT
where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

shake the milk

Lemmy stares at himself in the mirror as he tries to shake the milk.
shake the milk by Leemmmmmmyyyyyy February 22, 2019