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Battle of the Josh’s 

A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.
Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning

Doing The Josh Hawley 

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.
He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

The Josh 

N.) A sentient entity that has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. The Josh is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its amazing beauty, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes. It is also widely reknowned for its dinosaur sized extricles, reports vary on how many exisit, ranging from 4 to 3,745. In 2005, The Josh had an excruciating battle with Chuck Norris, which resulted in thousands of deaths. Although defeated the Josh swears revenge. This battle was later known as "Hurricane Katrina." The Josh is sometimes referred by other names such as Death and Cthulhu.

Also likes puppies.
Oh My God! It's the Josh! Run!
The Josh by An Ancient Sage June 26, 2009

The josh 

An alpha male who could steal your girl within seconds, the Josh could get what it wants, when it wants, those who choose to interfere with the Josh’s life will instantly regret it as the josh could disintegrate their life.
Oh no here comes the Josh, we should stay in hiding until he leaves.
The josh by The overlord roaster96 November 4, 2019

The Josh Battle

The epic battle to keep the name that never took place at 4/24/2021
Hey, did you see the Josh battle?

No, because they pulled an area 51 raid on us and never showed

The Josh Pit 

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.
We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.
The Josh Pit by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009