The joosh
The joosh by Bigsneaky69 October 3, 2020
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Battle of the Josh’s
A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.
Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning
Josh: Really?! I’m winning
Battle of the Josh’s by Robert Pattinson is the best April 22, 2021
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Doing The Josh Hawley by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021
The Josh
N.) A sentient entity that has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. The Josh is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its amazing beauty, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes. It is also widely reknowned for its dinosaur sized extricles, reports vary on how many exisit, ranging from 4 to 3,745. In 2005, The Josh had an excruciating battle with Chuck Norris, which resulted in thousands of deaths. Although defeated the Josh swears revenge. This battle was later known as "Hurricane Katrina." The Josh is sometimes referred by other names such as Death and Cthulhu.
Also likes puppies.
Also likes puppies.
The Josh by An Ancient Sage June 26, 2009
The josh
An alpha male who could steal your girl within seconds, the Josh could get what it wants, when it wants, those who choose to interfere with the Josh’s life will instantly regret it as the josh could disintegrate their life.
The josh by The overlord roaster96 November 4, 2019
The Josh Battle
The Josh Battle by the josh that would have won April 20, 2021
The Josh Pit
The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.
The Josh Pit by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009
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