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the halfway 

When demands are just too large and you ask for an accommodation, to meet “halfway”
Come on dude, you’re asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Can’t you meet me at the halfway? Don’t get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I can’t be a lamper. ;)
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halfway through the bottom

Halfway through the bottom means that you are depressed. It was mainly used in the Pink Guy song "Help" It means that you are halfway through the bottom of your life and you can only go downhill from here.
I woke up sinking halfway through the bottom.

halfway through the frikken wall 

adj
used to describe an event or action where one person beleives wholeheartedly that another person is cheating, even though it's obvious they are not.
oh my gawd!! halfway through the frikken wall!! that powerup isn't even on this level! let's break his computer!!

Halfway up the staircase 

To be partially invested in a particular activity or objective.
John: Hey did you go to class today?
Susan: Yeah, but I was using Facebook on my laptop, so I was only halfway up the staircase

Halfway down the toaster 

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck 

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

halfway out of the closet 

A phrase used to describe being bisexual and being out of the closet about it.
I don’t really get why it doesn’t seem to count quite as much or be as exciting when we come halfway out of the closet!
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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