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the golden retriever 

The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.

Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever 

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
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