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The figure 

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A phrase washed up traders shout when the are too lazy to say the precise even number of a stock price. Originally old school trader jargon shouted in a trading crowd to indicate a whole number price without any fraction.
Salestrader: "Buy 10000 Apple I would 175 the figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trader: "For fuck's sake Vinny I'm sitting right next to you"
The figure by Bossmansally June 1, 2018
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the figure 8 

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The act of putting your foot into your asshole while simultaneously sucking your own cock, thus making a figure 8 with your body.
Jeez, that guy is really good at the figure 8!
the figure 8 by jemalkins August 2, 2016
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The hidden figure 

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The hidden figure:
1. Someone working everything behind the scenes, not being the face (the figure) of the master plan
2. The real person who's moving the agenda doing things lowkey to keep everything flowing
Person : gotta give it to the people working the backgrounds

Guy: yeah those the hidden figures
The hidden figure by :):Yooooo.. February 26, 2017
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2.3 Figure: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

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figure it the fuck out

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The only "Secret" you'll ever need. Life isn't fair. Shit happens. You DO have the power to create your life and change your destiny, but not by wishing for it. It may take blood, sweat or tears. And sometimes booze at 8 am. Nobody's judging. Just figure your shit out.
Daryl: "Rick's lost his mind since Lori died, so I'm just going to have to figure it the fuck out. Let's go, Carol."
figure it the fuck out by LDV2013 November 1, 2013
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I just can not figure out the way 

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You want to cheat on your wife but you can't find a good excuse for your lover.
Bob: Hi beautiful, I just can not figure out the way to get away for a couple of hours because I am so extremely busy that I can't even explain it to you.
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Oblication 

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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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