jemalkins's definitions

the figure 8

The act of putting your foot into your asshole while simultaneously sucking your own cock, thus making a figure 8 with your body.

Jeez, that guy is really good at the figure 8!

by jemalkins August 2, 2016

figure 8

The act of putting ones foot into their asshole, while simultaneously sucking their own dick, thus forming a figure 8 with the body

Wow, that dude can pop a great figure 8!

by jemalkins August 4, 2016

wild fetty wap

SQUUAAAAAAAAAAAA

whats a wild fetty wap?

SQUUAAAAAAAAAAAA

by jemalkins August 4, 2016

Sunday morning blizzard

When a group of Catholic priests perform a bukkake on you at Sunday school

Mike thought the stereotypes of Catholic priests were fake until he received his first Sunday morning blizzard

by jemalkins May 7, 2018